Big DickUndisclosed LocationUSA Dear Big Poppa, I got muh butt scanned today, and it turns out all the bullshit I’ve been pushin’ the last few years has caught up with me in a terrible way#–I got lumps in muh dumper! That’s real bad news, I guess. Not like when you eat corn and have [...]
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BOOM! You're a Fairy!
June 20, 2007
I wish this were a joke, but turns out it’s not… Apparently the US Government investigated the possibility of creating a "gay bomb" to incapacitate our enemies. So THAT’s why we haven’t caught Osama… we’re waiting to hit him with the gay whammy…
The Proof about Women…
September 7, 2005
I just know I’m going to get creamed by my female readership… but I thought this was pretty funny… Apparently, a math student has proved that women are problems.
A Can't-Do Government – NYT
September 3, 2005
More along the lines of my post yesterday… I’m putting this information here, because I feel these are questions we need to ask of our government#–and questions we need to remember having asked when it comes time to vote. When Clinton made his mega-blunder with Lewinski, we as a country held him accountable. Our current [...]
A little lighter fare…
September 2, 2005
I laughed out loud at this… if you are a voiceover fan, or moviegoer, this is very funny…
A Failure in Leadership
September 2, 2005
I try not get too political on here, but after watching the aftermath of the disaster on the Gulf Coast, I am so frustrated that I can’t even hold it in. After 9/11, and the repeated yelping of our administration that our country is safe, and our nation’s resources ready to respond in the wake [...]
Amazing
September 1, 2005
I am officially amazed. Remember when I said I bet I could get myself listed in Google with the word "turtlepoop"? And to check Google in about 8 days to see if it happened? It’s been two days. I am now the number one site in the world for "turtlepoop". Shocking.
Male vs. Female
August 17, 2005
Apparently, the internets thinks I’m more woman than man: Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you’re tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! What Gender Is Your Brain? I’m not really [...]
Howell County was DEFINITELY not like Hazard County
July 26, 2005
Here’s the proof… If Howell County were anything like this, I would never have gone anywhere… maybe not appropriate for work.
